Saturday, May 23, 2009

nathan cleans out the garage.

broke my toe today. good work.


exhibit 9. what the fuck is this?


exhibit 10. why would you need this?


exhibit 11. identify anything in this picture



it's not my fault you are book smart and street stupid.


Again
aGain
agAin
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Friday, May 22, 2009

geremia.

exhibit 8. alex and oprah discuss the fate of the automotive industry.



there is a man on my roof right now. the dogs have gone mad.

bonde do role. epic. filthy. brazilian. portuguese. brilliant.

are you trying to fucking kill me.

exhibit 7. yeah, well fuck you too.




no no no, you don't understand. i'm an inhibited motherfucker. if it's not written, i can't even speak.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

nathan becomes the eraser.

look at it out here, it's all falling apart. i'm erasing you and i'm happy!

i have become thom yorke. nirvana reached. death eminent.

alright...

eep opp ork ah-ah. the soundtrack of my life. the motion picture soundtrack of my life. let's see how many song references i can make. there's two.

it's like, eric and i need to rage. good thing i found a surprise in my basement to make the raging so much easier. there are no surprises like good surprises.

exhibit 6. fact. it's like the spoonman.


tapes n tapes is on.
and so is st. vincent.

jesusiamsomadatyouandidontknowwhaybutleavemealone.

i counted three.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

calloo calloo callay.

exhibit 5. i gain my musical roots. pun intended.


so. american psycho by bret easton ellis. i haven't slept. in a while.

i've found my calling: damage control.

That's alright, I laugh myself sometimes. Ain't a whole lot else you can do.

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said: "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter-bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

-- Stephen Crane

I found my little pad! Time for some gonzo note taking!

"TO WHAT END, NATHAN"

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

corn flake crumbs.

they don't sell them at major retailers. fact.

the story is getting a lot of work done. not fact.



let it happen!

why cyber when you can sext?

HEY EVERYONE! CLIMB ON THE SITUATION ESCALATOR TO NOWHERE!

nowhere!
shit
shit
shit
shit
shit
shit
shit
shit
shit
shit



this looks a lot cooler in person.

Monday, May 18, 2009